Just a Little Something Extra.....

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March 20, 2013

Oops I've done it again.....

It’s been a REALLY long time since I posted anything as things in the parenting world changed for me.  At the time, I was just going to shut it all down but low and behold, I’m about to start it all over again.  Yep, got another one on the way.  And you know what’s even better, I ordered up another lil’ mama.  For those of you who read my previous posts know about my many difficult, and sometimes fun, adventures I had with my oldest daughter.  Everything from lying, to sneaking, to just being plain damn nasty.  If not, please peruse the site and enjoy.
Well, it’s been 13 years since I’ve had to be the caregiver for someone who can do absolutely nothing but lay in one spot and poop and sleep all day.  So, I am pretty sure I am out of practice.  Back when I was a wee lad, I rather enjoyed getting up in the middle of the night and fixing bottles, and feeding, and changing diapers, the whole nine.  Well, that was back when I was living ghetto fabulous, didn’t work, didn’t want to, and wasn’t going to.  I didn’t have *ish else to do so why not be a good dad, right?
Now that I am a little wiser, not much, but a little, and more in tune with the rest of the world, I am about to embark on the journey again.  However, this time, I’m going to be mad as hell when I have to get at 2 in the morning for a hollering ass kid.  I’m going to be mad as hell when I have to walk around in circles to get the kid to go back to sleep.  I am going to be furious when the baby has a diaper rash, can’t sleep, is hungry, and wants to be held; especially when I worked all day and went to school for another 4 hours.  Hell naw! Baby is going to be a hollering ass!
With that said, I do have a sidekick in this baby saving adventure. Godsfavoriteshoes is my road dawg and little does she know, she’ll be doing most of the heavy lifting.  Hell, lil mama will be here in the summer, she doesn’t work in the summer, so….what do y’all think is going to happen?  I’m just saying. (I’m sure she is going to read this and chop me in half but…….)
As much as I am complaining, I am truly happy.  It has been a long time coming but this time was meant as I wasn’t ready for anything like this in the past.  Hell, I wasn’t ready at 21 so all the years leading up to this, I kinda got my mind right.  Me and the Mrs. are ready to turn this baby into something special.  I do know she better have some type of talent, athletic ability, smarts, something because I don’t plan to work forever.  Yep, I am going to exploit all of her talents for the greater good of the household.  Think Beyonce’s dad or the Williams sisters’ dad.  Yeah, something like that.  Just sayin…..
Anyway, I will be posting regularly as I have the itch again and new material.  My other lil mama, the one the majority of this blog is about, she’s still around.  Things have changed but she’s still my girl so y’all don’t put out a missing persons reports on her. 
Cliff didn’t have any kids as we got to know the family.  He did however, deliver plenty of them.  Not sure if I would’ve trusted him delivering mine.  Just sayin…..